Sunday 28 April 2013

Animal Status Updates


If animals have Facebook, these are
most likely to be their Status
Updates :

# COCKROACH:
"Managed to skip from some one’s
foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous
lifestyle!" 

# Cat:
"My 7th child is asking who is her
dad. What shall I tell her.??, 
I don’t
even remember" 8|

# Mosquito:
"I am HIV positive.. this is all due to
wrong sucking" :'(

# Pig:
"Oh gosh they throw the gossips that
I am spreading flu…WTF!! " >:/

# Goat :
"Friends, don’t go out, Eid is coming
soon" x_x

# Chicken:
"If tomorrow there's no status update
from my side, means I'm being served
at KFC" :P :D

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